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my name is hank and i am a fan of strange stories, music especially! you might have seen me around the internet here or there, i enjoy collecting things! i make gifs, i make playlists, i write now and then.

lab safety sign. 'warning: it's eternity in there' license plate from death grips album goverment pates. 'CA exempt / death' lab safety sign. 'danger: with bleeding in the head there is a metallic taste in the back of the throat'

names i got names. i do actually got some pronouns as well but the names are more interesting. or funnier. to me

the hank tapedeck
03 talos artichoke
taper foxtrot solenoid

ok so the way these ☝ work. hank is main name for casual/irl chats. the is 0th name, works like honorific. everything else can be mixed and matched however u want so long as it sounds good. get funky with it

misc little graphics gallery oo yea nice nice
a gif of a little blue guy and a little green guy. they wear boxing gloves, and throw a few punches, before coming in for a hug a gif of homestar runner doing a little shuffle dance. there are DDR arrows next to him
pixel art of three slices of raw red meat a gif flicking between two pictures of john and john from the band they might be giants
a gif of the demoman kicking the soldier in the nuts a stop motion gif of the strong bad plushie throwing a tantrum
a 3d gif of an anatomical heart rotating square image of a pink pig against a blue sky, labelled "unknown flying object"
pixel art gif of dangeresque spinning in place, before smiling confidently, hands on his hips very pixely 3d gif of a slinky going down stairs
a gif of homestar pouring mountain dew on strong bads computer. he says "whoa! its like ... the never-ending soda" a 3d render of a gun, its ammo belt swinging gently

link to music page will go here. favorites playlist as placeholder. link to writings page will go here

a stamp. scene from madness combat, hank throwing grunts into a comically large blender a stamp. scene from madness combat, hank popping out of a crate and shooting agents a stamp. scene from madness combat, hank ordering a sode from a vending machine a stamp. scene from madness combat, paper on a wall that says "do what comes natural: die/kill" a stamp. scene from madness combat, jeb using psychic powers to crush and mangle several agents a stamp. crop of the album cover for hawaii part 2, "miracle musical" in rainbow text a stamp. various bones laid out on a black background a stamp. parental advisory logo a stamp. the death grips government plate, rotating in 3d space against a solid black background a stamp. gif of a 3d rendered spider spinning erratically, legs flailing but not leaving the ground a stamp. html tag reading "<stamp>" and another reading "</stamp>". black background a stamp. 3d rendered gif of the little horned guy from the radiohead album amnesiac, crying, head in hands a stamp. the whale fighting the squid from the apollo 18 album cover a stamp. quasimoto, a little yellow plush guy with a long snout, holding a red brick and smoking a blunt a stamp. hylics logo & the four main characters a stamp. "what the hell is yoai?" a stamp. gif from hlvrai, benry laughs maniacally a stamp. wires on an unknown machine a stamp. sanford and deimos plushies held in krinkels' hand a stamp. krinkels holding the hank plushie by its large head. captioned "creature" a stamp. "fuck pencils and paper i use notepad", notepad app logo a stamp. official art of the batter from the game OFF a stamp. the face from richard d james album a stamp. piece of art by basquiat, captioned with artist's name a stamp. screenshot from poker night at the inventory a stamp. gif of the sniper stabbing the spy, and then removing his hat and holding it to his chest as he stands over the corpse. captioned "be polite" a stamp. gif of a small black cat meowing insistently a stamp of a vintage computer with a light green screen a stamp. anime style dan smith pulling a gun out and aiming it at the camera a stamp. scene from meet the demoman, of him running with a trail of explosions behind him a stamp. the demoman sits on a couch, the soldier is curled up with his head in demo's lap a stamp. genloss ranboo putting on surgery gloves. "look at my surgeon dawg im going to christian hell" a stamp. picture of MC ride on stage a stamp. stop motion MF DOOM looks to the side they might be giants bounce dance a stamp. in the aeroplane over the sea, the girl on the front of the album a stamp. silhouette of a bee against bright orange-yellow background a stamp. tamari in a pose from the song matryoshka a stamp. yellow wu tang clan logo, "protect ya neck" a stamp. neon green background, "DSMP is a gateway to cannibalism" a stamp. 2bdamned giving two big thumbs up a stamp. 2bdamned wraps bandages around hank's arm. they are in fromt of a green screen a stamp. tamari in a pose from the movie perfect blue a stamp. iwazaru from killer7, his first appearance a stamp. pixel art of brett and jemaine dressed as robots, captioned "robo boogie" a stamp. "I still buy CDs" a stamp. the ikigusare idols dancing in a field of green grass, in front of an abstract concrete structure a stamp. "science is real", the A turns into a spaceship and flies into space a stamp. gif of the sniper flying through the air, he's wearing rocket shoes or something a stamp. the small palm tree island from the game 'the static speaks my name' a stamp. pink background, jerma breakdancing gif, "69 buried, 0 found" a stamp. pink glitter background, pyro image, "play tf2 now!" a stamp. the cruelty squad protagonist stands in the shower, dead eyed a stamp. zoom in on technoblade's eyes. his crown is off for some reason a stamp. gif of slimecicle suddenly punching the camera a stamp. technoblade turning away from the viewer, having definitely done nothing wrong a stamp, chunks missing from the corners, little blue guys have chewed at it. "i love eating meat" a stamp. screenshot from generation loss, ranboo walking down the deactivated escalator, looking back at the cameraman a stamp. the logo for the game 'off'
madcom images gallery. im collecting these. click for link to source support the artists hell yeah. you can click almost every image on this page for a link to the source idk if i said that anywhere. i love crediting #autism
a tiny drawing of hank j wimbleton, labelled "wimblton" drawing of doc holding hank on a leash. doc's mask is angular, hank stands quietly behind him, he's quite a bit bigger then doc and his eyes are empty tiny drawing of hank, captioned "motherless, fatherless, maidenless, wifeless, s3lfless, 2bless, squadless, nexusless, lonely figure" a digital doodle. the auditor walks into the room to see deimos clutching a tablet for dear life, saying "hello? 2b can you hear me this is life or death my mom took away all of my electronics you need to log into my snapchat okay you need to send a streak to sanford. 2b please MY MOM" drawing of hank holding up a sword and a big fucking hammer. captioned "FUCK SEX. WAIT" drawing of doc unleashing hank like a pitbull onto an unsupervised 5 year old on the sidewalk detailed drawing of hank cast in shadow. they are thinking "my social battery is running low..." messy digital doodle of hank captioned "i might b genderfluid but i got a rebellion tomorrow so idgaf rn" doc says "great work out there". hank says "yeah". theyre both thinking "sex" along with an explosion graphic colored drawing of hank lying on a therapist couch. "people just push my buttons until i snap at everyone and everything. and then i get tired..." doc says "i see..." but he is playing candy crush on his tablet. he is not a psychiatrist drawing of deimos holding up a bright hawaiian shirt. "hey hank can i borrow this shirt" hank responds "do NOT touch. taking doc to chilis toniht" colored drawing of hank praying at the bedside. "i wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what" drawing of 2b giving a thumbs up. "stay horny [star emojis]"
an image of a simple 3d model of hank, shot at a high, dramatic angle very detailed little drawing of 2bdamned running forward in a cartoonish pose animated gif of tricky wearing a conductor cap, driving a small train. hank sits in the carriage, looking furious tiny, tiny drawing of hank as a small black blob with round red eyes. captioned "pick a god and pray" drawing of 2bdamned quoting a review for a whole foods grocery store. "nice, sterile atmosphere. hypnotically caucasian. the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of gods little tests" happy birthday birthday boy- i mean they. fucking it up for 21 years. "yeah id do it again that shit was funny" -hank j wimbleton drawing of hank pointing at the viewer. "what are you gonna do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot" drawing of hank with tiny goggle eyes on their massive round head. captioned "some kind of thing. share if you agree" a comic. hank says to 2b "just found out ive been abandoned by god which means hes not watching over anything i do anymore. you should come over." animated gif of a grunt doing the homestuck sprite dance digital doodle of hank playing guitar hero, trying to impress 2b. sanford and deimos are cheering him on in the background image of 2b as a minecraft mob. captioned "square the FUCK up bitch"
drawing of hank eating a jar of advil, whole. captioned "(ripping noise)(tearing noise)(snort)(metal clanking)(biting noise)(plastic breaking)" every friend group got the: lilgayboy45 (demios), gendahfluid (sanford), 40 year old who tilts their head when confused (hank), gianni matragano (2b) several doodles of hank. one shows the details of their jaw, and is captioned "ugly". another shows them sitting cross legged, in a way legs do not work, captioned "what the hell is he wearing" and "draw my seven belts" drawing of hank pointing down at 2bs bald head, captioned "WIFE" a simple, colored drawing of hank and 2b holding each other and laughing tiny, tiny doodle of hank giving the biggest thumbs up hang on! before posting, ask yourself: is it WIMBLE? Wise, Inspiring, M, Bodacious, Lhankj, Eeeeeeeee
a comic. hank says "i think im missing several important organs. not that im keeping track of them" digital doodle of tricky screaming "kill yourself" at hank a comic. reporter asks hank how many people he has killed. hank responds "umm... at least two" digital doodle of deimos giving the biggest, smuggest grin imaginable redraw of the meme of jeb bush sweeping america. hank extends their arms in a victory pose, because 1 billions, 100% of americans, have voted for aromantics drawing of hank pondering the lobster. "me if i was a lobsta" an animated gif of hank opening their mouth, showing the teeth of their metal jaw
a blinkie. "love that old man" with an arrow pointing to 2bdamned" a blinkie. still image of lemon demon spirit phone album a blinkie. "kraftwerk", all caps a blinkie. demons and the dead miku on one side, "ya ya ya ya iya iya iya!" a blinkie. teeth from swans album 'filth' on either side, name of band in center a blinkie. neon red text, "homosexual behavior" a blinkie. neon red text, "open 24 hours" a blinkie. a pig in a crown, "technoblade never dies" a blinkie. font made from meat textures, "fleshy" a blinkie. "that was not medicine" in shades of TF2 red a blinkie. "douglas!!!", strong mad in the corner a blinkie. "radiohead / in rainbows" flickering text in several colors a blinkie. orange text, "off", two x marks on either side a blinkie. team fortress 2 logo on either side, name of game in center a blinkie. the main cast and logo of aqua teen hunger force a blinkie. aphex twon logo, complex moving graphic from t69 collapse music video. artist name on top a blinkie. the backrooms, with a red question mark on either end of the image a blinkie. "this user is a zacharie enjoyer" with his two masks on either side of the text a blinkie. "and if you dont hear from me, let them all go free" transparent background, yellow text a blinkie. red X symbol, yellow background, "you are here" a blinkie. "kalinka malinka?", miku and gumi from matryoshka a blinkie. homestar runs across a stretch of free country USA a blinkie. small pig on one side, small crow on the other. "c"emerald duo enthusiast" a blinkie. the people on the cover of 'music has the right to children', album title on top a blinkie. glitchy gif of hatsune miku, from the music video for 'whatever' by sewerslvt. artist name on top a blinkie. reads "seriously...". tiny homestar icon in right corner a blinkie. "machine girl", neon blue text a blinkie. reads "benry benry benry" repeatedly a blinkie. tiny image of a blue canary nightlight, "who watches over you?" a purple blinkie. "xiu xiu", band logo in center" a blinkie. neon red line scanning over the eyes of dan smith a blinkie. 'miracle musical' written in japanese, rainbow effect over the text, hawaii part 2 album cover background a blinkie. black background, gray cityscape, "night person" a blinkie. "apollo 18", space probe on one side, whale fighting a squid on the other a blinkie. red and blue airplanes from backside of remain in light by talking heads, band name in center a blinkie. strong bad email.exe is typed into a command line a blinkie. "it/its", small computer icon in the corner a blinkie. "no", heart emoticon, asexual flag background a blinkie. "no", heart emoticon, aromantic flag background a blinkie. "your friend, hopefully", queer poc flag background
a button. "your ad here: 88x31 button" a button. pixel art of homestar runner, shirtless, torso pixelated. "i love naked homestar" a button. "this machine kills fascists" a button. "i support right to repair", icon of a hand holding a wrench on the left side a button. pixel art of homestar runner pouring mountain dew into strong bad's computer a button. "discord: join now!" a button. "ezgif.com: animated gifs made easy" a button. HTML: learn it today!" a button. "hosted on neocities" a button. "AOL sucks get a real ISP" a button. "asexuals now!" a button. pink and black missing texture pattern from the river to the sea, palestine will be free a button, bubby blue text, "nut up or shut up!" a button. newgrounds logo