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filing cabinet of resources
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cyber earth
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helscome my dating profile! it's not done.
my name is hank and i am a fan of strange stories, music especially! you might have seen me around the internet here or there, i enjoy collecting things! i make gifs, i make playlists, i write now and then.

lab safety sign. 'warning: it's eternity in there' license plate from death grips album goverment pates. 'CA exempt / death' lab safety sign. 'danger: with bleeding in the head there is a metallic taste in the back of the throat'

names i got names. i do actually got some pronouns as well but the names are more interesting. or funnier. to me

the hank tapedeck
03 talos artichoke
taper foxtrot solenoid

ok so the way these ☝ work. hank is main name for casual/irl chats. the is 0th name, works like honorific. everything else can be mixed and matched however u want so long as it sounds good. get funky with it

misc little graphics gallery oo yea nice nice
a gif of a little blue guy and a little green guy. they wear boxing gloves, and throw a few punches, before coming in for a hug a gif of homestar runner doing a little shuffle dance. there are DDR arrows next to him
pixel art of three slices of raw red meat a gif flicking between two pictures of john and john from the band they might be giants
a gif of the demoman kicking the soldier in the nuts a stop motion gif of the strong bad plushie throwing a tantrum
a 3d gif of an anatomical heart rotating square image of a pink pig against a blue sky, labelled "unknown flying object"
pixel art gif of dangeresque spinning in place, before smiling confidently, hands on his hips very pixely 3d gif of a slinky going down stairs
a gif of homestar pouring mountain dew on strong bads computer. he says "whoa! its like ... the never-ending soda" a 3d render of a gun, its ammo belt swinging gently

some albums i've been listening to

a stamp. scene from madness combat, hank throwing grunts into a comically large blender a stamp. scene from madness combat, hank poppung out of a crate and shooting agents a stamp. scene from madness combat, hank ordering a sode from a vending machine a stamp. scene from madness combat, paper on a wall that says "do what comes natural: die/kill" a stamp. various bones laid out on a black background a stamp. parental advisory logo a stamp. html tag reading "<stamp>" and another reading "</stamp>". black background a stamp. the death grips government plate, rotating in 3d space against a solid black background a stamp. hylics logo & the four main characters a stamp. "what the hell is yoai?" a stamp. wires on an unknown machine a stamp. sanford and deimos plushies held in krinkels' hand a stamp. krinkels holding the hank plushie by its large head. captioned "creature" a stamp. "fuck pencils and paper i use notepad", notepad app logo a stamp. the face from richard d james album a stamp. piece of art by basquiat, captioned with artist's name a stamp. screenshot from poker night at the inventory a stamp. gif of a small black cat meowing insistently a stamp. anime style dan smith pulling a gun out and aiming it at the camera a stamp. scene from meet the demoman, of him running with a trail of explosions behind him a stamp. genloss ranboo putting on surgery gloves. "look at my surgeon dawg im going to christian hell" a stamp. stop motion MF DOOM looks to the side they might be giants bounce dance a stamp. in the aeroplane over the sea, the girl on the front of the album a stamp. silhouette of a bee against bright orange-yellow background a stamp. tamari in a pose from matryoshka a stamp. neon green background, "DSMP is a gateway to cannibalism" a stamp. 2bdamned giving two big thumbs up a stamp. 2bdamned wraps bandages around hank's arm. they are in fromt of a green screen a stamp. tamari in a pose from perfect blue a stamp. iwazaru from killer7, his first appearance a stamp. pixel art of brett and jemaine dressed as robots, captioned "robo boogie" a stamp. "I still buy CDs" a stamp. "science is real", the A turns into a spaceship and flies into space a stamp. the small palm tree island from the static speaks my name a stamp. pink background, jerma breakdancing gif, "69 buried, 0 found" a stamp. pink glitter background, pyro image, "play tf2 now!" a stamp. zoom in on technoblade's eyes. his crown is off for some reason a stamp. technoblade turning away from the viewer, having definitely done nothing wrong a stamp, chunks missing from the corners, little blue guys have chewed at it. "i love eating meat" a stamp. screenshot from generation loss, ranboo walking down the deactivated escalator, looking back at the cameraman a stamp. the logo for the game 'off'

link to music page will go here. favorites playlist as placeholder. link to writings page will go here

madcom images gallery. im collecting these. click for link to source support the artists hell yeah. you can click almost every image on this page for a link to the source idk if i said that anywhere. i love crediting #autism
a tiny drawing of hank, labelled "wimblton" drawing of doc holding hank on a leash. doc's mask is angular, hank stands quietly behind him, he's much bigger then doc and his eyes are empty drawing of hank, captioned "motherless, fatherless, maidenless, wifeless, s3lfless, 2bless, squadless, nexusless, lonely figure" a digital doodle. the auditor walks into the room to see deimos clutching a tablet for dear life, saying"hello? 2b can you hear me this is life or death my mom took away all of my electronics you need to log into my snapchat okay you need to send a streak to sanford. 2b please MY MOM" drawing of hank holding up a sword and a big fucking hammer. captioned "FUCK SEX. WAIT" drawing of doc unleashing hank like a pitbull onto an unsupervised 5 year old on the sidewalk detailed drawing of hank cast in shadow. they are thinking "my social battery is running low..." messy digital doodle of hank captioned "i might b genderfluid but i got a rebellion tomorrow so idgaf rn" doc says "great work out there". hank says "yeah". theyre both thinking "sex" over an explosion graphic colored drawing of hank lying on a therapist couch. "people just push my buttons until i snap at everyone and everything. and then i get tired..." doc says "i see..." but he is playing candy crush on his tablet. he is not a psychiatrist drawing of deimos holding up a bright hawaiian shirt. "hey hank can i borrow this shirt" hank responds "do NOT touch. taking doc to chilis toniht" colored drawing of hank praying at the bedside. "i wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what" image of 2b as a minecraft mob. captioned "square the FUCK up bitch"
an image of a simple 3d model of hank, shot at a high, dramatic angle very detailed little drawing of 2bdamned runnign forward in a cartoonish pose animated gif of tricky wearing a conductor cap, driving a small train. hank sits in the carriage, looking furious tiny, tiny drawing of hank as a small black blob with round red eyes. captioned "pick a god and pray" drawing of 2bdamned quoting a review for a whole foods grocery store. "nice, sterile atmosphere. hypnotically caucasian. the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of gods little tests" happy birthday birthday boy- i mean they. fucking it up for 21 years. "yeah id do it again that shit was funny" -hank j wimbleton drawing of hank pointing at the viewer. "what are you gonna do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot" drawing of hank with tiny goggle eyes on their massive round head. captioned "some kind of thing. share if you agree" a comic. hank says to 2b "just found out ive been abandoned by god which means hes not watching over anything i do anymore. you should come over." animated gif of a grunt doing the homestuck sprite dance digital doodle of hank playing guitar hero, trying to impress 2b. sanford and deimos are cheering him on in the background
drawing of hank eating a jar of advil, whole. captioned "(ripping noise)(tearing noise)(snort)(metal clanking)(biting noise)(plastic breaking)" every friend group got the: lilgayboy45 (demios), gendahfluid (sanford), 40 year old who tilts their head when confused (hank), gianni matragano (2b) several doodles of hank. one shows the details of their jaw, and is captioned "ugly". another shows them sitting cross legged, in a way legs do not work, captioned "what the hell is he wearing" and "draw my seven belts" drawing of hank pointing at 2bs bald head, captioned "WIFE" a simple, colored drawing of hank and 2b holding each other and laughing tiny, tiny doodle of hank giving the biggest thumbs up drawing of hank pondering the lobster. "me if i was a lobsta"
a comic. hank says "i think im missing several important organs. not that im keeping track of them" digital doodle of tricky screaming "kill yourself" at hank a comic. reporter asks hank how many people he has killed. hank responds "umm... at least two" digital doodle of deimos giving the biggest, smuggest grin imaginable redraw of the meme of jeb bush sweeping america. hank extends their arms in a victory pose, because 1 billions, 100% of americans, have voted for aromantics hang on! before posting, ask yourself: is it WIMBLE? Wise, Inspiring, M, Bodacious, Lhankj, Eeeeeeeee an animated gif of hank opening their mouth, showing their metal teeth
a blinkie. "love that old man" with an arrow pointing to 2bdamned"
a blinkie. "kraftwerk", all caps
a blinkie. demons and the dead miku on one side, "ya ya ya ya iya iya iya!"
a blinkie. still image of lemon demon spirit phone album
a blinkie. teeth from swans album 'filth' on either side, name of band in center
a blinkie. a pig in a crown, "technoblade never dies"
a blinkie. raw meat image, "meaty monday!"
a blinkie. "that was not medicine" in shades of TF2 red
a blinkie. "radiohead / in rainbows" flickering text in several colors
a blinkie. orange text, "off", two x marks on either side
a blinkie. team fortress 2 logo on either side, name of game in center
a blinkie. 'nanobots' album title & portrait
a blinkie. the main cast and logo of aqua teen hunger force
a blinkie. aphex twon logo, complex moving graphic from t69 collapse music video. artist name on top
a blinkie. the backrooms, with a red question mark on either end of the image
a blinkie. "this user is a zacharie enjoyer" with his two masks on either side of the text
a blinkie. "and if you dont hear from me, let them all go free" transparent background, yellow text
a blinkie. red X symbol, yellow background, "you are here"
a blinkie. "kalinka malinka?", miku and gumi from matryoshka
a blinkie. homestar runs across a stretch of free country USA
a blinkie. small pig on one side, small crow on the other. "c"emerald duo enthusiast"
a blinkie. the people on the cover of 'music has the right to children', album title on top
a blinkie. glitchy gif of hatsune miku, from the music video for 'whatever' by sewerslvt. artist name on top
a blinkie. reads "seriously...". tiny homestar icon in right corner
a blinkie. "machine girl", neon blue text
a blinkie. reads "benry benry benry" repeatedly
a blinkie. tiny image of a blue canary nightlight, "who watches over you?"
a purple blinkie. "xiu xiu", band logo in center"
a blinkie. black background, gray cityscape, "night person"
a blinkie. red and blue airplanes from backside of remain in light by talking heads, band name in center
a blinkie. strong bad email.exe is typed into a command line
a blinkie. "it/its", small computer icon in the corner
a blinkie. "no", heart emoticon, asexual flag background
a blinkie. "no", heart emoticon, aromantic flag background
a blinkie. "your friend, hopefully", queer poc flag background

youtube link, tumblr link, spofy link, ao3 link, ko-fi link

a button. "your ad here: 88x31 button"
a button. pixel art of homestar runner, shirtless, torso pixelated. "i love naked homestar"
a button. "this machine kills fascists"
a button. "i support right to repair", icon of a hand holding a wrench on the left side
a button. pixel art of homestar runner pouring mountain dew into strong bad's computer
a button. "discord: join now!"
a button. "ezgif.com: animated gifs made easy"
a button. HTML: learn it today!"
a button. "hosted on neocities"
a button. "AOL sucks get a real ISP"
a button. "asexuals now!"
a button. pink and black missing texture pattern
a button. palestinian flag, "from the river to the sea, palestine will be free"